"Connor has a Girlfriend!" - Marleigh

good evening ladies and gentleman... it's hump day. well, hump day is almost over... which means, it's almost offically the weekend again. this week flew by.
Monday was pretty eventful. "The Boys" as we call them, came over for dinner, along with Amy. The night started out pretty trashy, i.e. 40 oz. Hurricanes (HELLO?! Old School, Slurricane- Shitty Packs anyone??!) And, ended even trashier... with Amy dropping, Christopher (yup, my husband), Rhys, Al, and Seve off at the dodgiest strip joint EVER in Springfield. Chris suffered the next day to say the least.
Tuesday evening was spent with the girls at Merren's for a jewelry party. I haven't ordered anything, because I want everything... and when you are a stay at home mom, you make.... well, let's just say it ain't even minimum wage -- so, I'll have to fold some pages, and hope Chris picks up on my hints. OH WAIT! He reads this ;) It was fab to sit around with the ladies, chat, and enjoy some yummy food and drink. It's a shame that we all lead such bust lives that we are forced to plan "something" to all get together. Dammit, we should get together... just 'cause.
Connor, Marleigh, and I spent the day, today per usual... pool side. I believe that Connor has his first GF. And, I think that every man that comes to our pool might be a wee bit jealous of the fact that he gets more attention from "the hot lifeguard" as we have so kindly nicknamed this poor girl. Anyway... she looooves Connor, and boy does he eat it up. Marleigh actually busted out with... "Connor has a Girlfriend!" today, and he got MAD! I was througly ammused by all of this. I'm sure only because he's 4, and not 14. In ten years I'll be throwing that little hussy in the pool! Only joking.... kinda.
Another full weekend, coming up for the Jones's. Saturday is Joey's 5th birthday. Joey is my dad's, girlfriend's son. And, yes -- he's 5. She's 46, she just got a little bit of a late start. And my dad likes 'em young. He'd beat my ass if he read this... hahaha. Anyhow... it's verra ammusing at times when I remind Chris that we are going to see my perhaps at some point in the near future younger step brother. And, he's the same age as Connor. Freaky, huh???? I never said the family was normal... that's fer damn sure. So, we'll be slip and sliding with my little bro and Connor and Marleigh on Saturday for his birthday, and I'm sure enjoying my dad's fabulous eats from the BBq.
Sunday we are off to Christopher's mom's place, to celebrate Marleigh's birthday belated with Micah, Chris's bro and his wife Michelle. I can't even begin to convey how much I adore Christopher's family. His brothers make me laugh harder then anything in this world, and his mom is just like my own. So, I actually look forward to seeing my inlaws, believe it or not?

On that note... with my personal ramblings coming to an end, I'll leave you with something to laugh your ass off at. Mind you, it's totally NOT safe for work due to content and language... but, it's a laugh. Enjoy!